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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« on: July 24, 2010, 07:01:07 AM »
Wow this patrol is really going well Aaaaargh

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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 02:40:10 PM »
*duh-dum*

"Eh?"

*duh-dum*

"Huh?"

*duh-dum*

"What was that?"

*dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-doodle-do*

"ARGH!"


That was my first caption idea...  :shifty:
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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2010, 07:54:08 PM »
Perhaps yours was tailored for Warhammer 40k, War-gamer, but it was still just an extended version of the original. It would be like reading Ostentatious's 'Go ahead, re-roll those dice. I dare you.' And then posting, 'Go ahead, cast fortune and re-roll those dice. I dare you.'
Yes, the second one is a bit more 40k (the line about Fortune,) but it is also more drawn out, less funny, and repetitive.
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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2010, 08:33:51 PM »
Regardless of caption, i think this certainly proves that Rezzy, with a hand gun (and haircut) like that, is one Global you do not want to Aulma off ;)


"This gun automatically penetrates your land raider. Want me to prove it?" - Lord Zambia

Winner for this one is Lord Zambia. A subject close to my heart since I played a fella taking two landraiders in a 1.5k list - Was in need of such a gun :(



Our new picture is not actually sourced from 2S (:o) but is a ongoing 'Blog of two gamers' on the Games Workshop site. I just found the headline picture somewhat funny  ::)



Ahh what a pair - Andy and Adam  ::)



In other Competition News, the voting for our first 2S Painting Competition is now up! Split into master and novice; you can cast your votes by following the links, or visiting Competitions Forum. :D

We are still running our Summer Slaughter for just under one more month now. So get those dead or dying minis sent in and show off your converting flaire ;)

Adding a Wild Card to our Calender - we now have a 2S Tshirt Design Competition which gives you the chance to design the official 2S Tshirt to be made available to all 2S members are official meetups. As we are so kind at Competition HQ we have even provided a template you can make your design with. ;)

The Objective Marker contest is open for just under another month. A chance to show off a rather unsung hero of our games - the essential Objective marker.

And of course the annual Second Sphere Super Summer Story Competition or 5S is coming the last month of entries.
As always - there are some nice prizes up for grabs to the winners ;) So relax on your summer holidays in your deck chair outside and put pen to paper to enter 5S.

As always there is lots going on and truly something for everyone at Competition HQ ;D

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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2010, 11:07:28 PM »
ARGH! Bloody Superglue!

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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2011, 06:02:49 PM »
Discovered in M41.36, the STC adaptation for the Caffeinicus Latte pattern of Warlord titan has proven highly effective in fending of the foul enemies of the imperium with BURNY (but suprisingly tasty) DEATH!!!1!!1!!!
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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2011, 03:55:06 PM »
And you can keep an eye on the progress and deliver motivational kicks words of encouragement to Tempest Six Two on his Project Log ;D

Deemed winner for this round:

"So you noticed the coffee, but have you noticed the SMILEY FACE OF DEATH." - Fire at Will

Being added to the gallery by our servitors as i type ;)



Next up is a WIP picture from The Bearded One's fantastic Tau Army Project Log which is well worth checking out as it grows.

There is one caption which springs to mind as quite obvious for this one  ::)





In other Competition news -

The Spring Slaughter Diorama Contest is in its last week! With celebrity judges from the likes of Sculptor Ed Fortae and ex Heavy Metal painter Mike McVey, and the promise of wargaming prizes for winners - you need no more reasons to get that diorama submitted ;D

If painting doest attract you this month, try your pixels manipulation skills out with our Avatar and Signature contest, deadline is the 22nd of May.

Fantasy Unit is also running, where you can enter anything fantasy. A nice break from power armour and pulse carbines ;) Deadline is also approaching on the 22nd.

And if you are too stressed out from so much hard work making your entries to the other contests - how about smashing a few models for the Smash a Model contest?

How that for diversity? We do spoil you here at contest HQ ;)

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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2011, 04:38:48 PM »
"[kroot]I told you I killed him, did I not say that, look I have a helmet

...[other kroot]You found that lying around yesterday, I saw you

[kroot]...yeah well ummm, Alas, poor Yorick!"



I won, YAY! :D
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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2011, 04:51:15 PM »
"why do they make it so hard to get the food out of these things?"
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Offline El ShasOcho

Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2011, 05:48:06 PM »
"I bet you blink first!"
................. ::) "Damnit!"
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mind whilst playing with yourself...
Awesome. Now the americans (and any british troops with translator chips) can fire at +1 BS!!!
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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2011, 06:08:40 PM »
"Take me to your leader!"
You see, the only true army to collect is Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs will defeat everything, as they not only have teeth, but their only weaknesses involve giant meteors. That and they didn't have time to develop Space Travel. D:
Therefore, if you were ever to face them on their home ground, then you would be ever so slightly slaughtered, and then eaten, unless you were slaughtered by Herbivorous dinosaurs, in which case they would merely stand on your face. I'm sure you won't mind. It's better than having an oversized Tyranid tongue. :P

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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2011, 07:58:37 PM »
"Ooohh, juicy bits!"

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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2011, 09:55:20 PM »
"This is no way to get ahead in life."

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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2011, 04:45:28 PM »
LUNCH!
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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2011, 09:58:49 AM »
"Alas, brother Yorick, but your brains were incredibly tasty."
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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2011, 11:58:11 AM »
I still don't know what color to paint this.
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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2011, 08:20:54 PM »
"Dammit guys, this is a 'chained-sword', not a freaking chainsword!"
You see, the only true army to collect is Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs will defeat everything, as they not only have teeth, but their only weaknesses involve giant meteors. That and they didn't have time to develop Space Travel. D:
Therefore, if you were ever to face them on their home ground, then you would be ever so slightly slaughtered, and then eaten, unless you were slaughtered by Herbivorous dinosaurs, in which case they would merely stand on your face. I'm sure you won't mind. It's better than having an oversized Tyranid tongue. :P

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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2011, 09:06:56 PM »
The picture is missing, replaced by a bandwidth-exceeded warning from photobucket. Could we host the image in the 2S gallery or something instead?
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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2011, 04:49:13 PM »
SWAT THE BANDWIDTH!

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Re: 2S Caption Competition
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2011, 01:59:14 PM »
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